Had the family over for Thanksgiving. Well, about half my family- my cousin Brad and his brigade of crotchfruit had dinner with my aunt and uncle. Rather glad about that, to be honest. For some reason, my aunt has taken to toting her dog, Toby, around like a football. I think it’s her version of [...]
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Of cheetos and Esperanto
Posted in Insane Ranting, My Family on November 28, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Sedate me
Posted in Goals, Insane Ranting on September 19, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Tomorrow I’m driving up to Chicago to meet someone off the innerweb. I am super nervous and excited. Will he like me? Am I pretty enough, clever enough, sexy enough for him? Will I like him? Is he pretty enough for ME?
So much to do…
Posted in Goals, Insane Ranting, School on July 28, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
It’s that time of year again when all the little kiddies start thinking about back-to-school. Even though I am nearly an old fart(tm), I’m one of those little kiddies. This time of year sucks balls, because this is when you have to wade through all the financial aide bullshit and get your grants and loans [...]
New Perspective
Posted in Insane Ranting, School on February 7, 2008 | 2 Comments »
I am a different person than I was two weeks ago. I’ve had a lot things change concerning school, all of which are bad. For one, I no longer can receive Stafford loans- I am at my limit (which is $23,000 for undergrad degrees). I didn’t know this until nine days ago. Secondly, I was [...]
Hyperventilating
Posted in Insane Ranting, New Orleans, School on December 5, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
The semester ends for me in six days. I am so panicked. I have seven chapters to read and digest between now and then. Took my Anatomy Lab Practical today. I feel pretty confident about it- I’ll find out my score on Friday. There were three questions I am unsure about, but I had some [...]
Things I’m not going to do in the coming year
Posted in Insane Ranting, My Family on October 9, 2007 | 2 Comments »
I turn 25 tomorrow (10 October). Here are a few things I’d like to avoid in the next 365 days:
1. Making Thanksgiving dinner for my family. Last year I spent $$$ on a hand-selected cheese table that I researched for months and in two instances had special ordered (“That ash-rubbed, cave-aged goat’s cheese from the [...]
I’m a nasty, jaded person
Posted in Insane Ranting on October 9, 2007 | 1 Comment »
I really don’t like children. If I see a woman who is dragging around a bunch of kids, I take a moment and thank G-d that I’m single. I judge parents by their ill-mannered kids, something I wish I didn’t do. I just wish people didn’t procreate so much.
I live in Midwestern America, where there [...]
